To whom it may concern,

Hello! 

My name is Robert and I’m a Game Designer currently freelancing out of Austin, TX. I have Twelve Years of game industry experience with Eight years in design positions, most recently as a Systems Designer for Chris Roberts' Star Citizen and Squadron-42. 

I really have no idea who you are, what you’re up to, or whether or not I should be a part of it; but since you're here checking out the SFW version of my website I'd venture to say you're a pretty cool person of discerning taste. If you're working on something neat and you think there may be a way I can help, it's pivotally important that you call me immediately.